New Year's Resolutions

Here are the best New Year’s Resolutions I have found

I, fill in name here , hereby resolve:

1. To Stop Making Lists

B. To Be More Consistent

7. To Learn to Count

To be less condescending . . . that means talking down to people.

To accomplish the goals of 2017 which I should have done in 2016 because I promised them in 2015 and planned them in 2014.

To quit all my bad habits. Oh wait. Nobody likes a quitter.

To overcome my CDO (That’s Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, but in the proper alphabetical order)

To get taller so I am the right weight for my height.

To stop putting off making New Year’s resolutions. Eh, maybe next year.

To exercise every day, or at least briefly consider it.

To start a diet and stick to it. Is that cake?

To stop letting myself get distrac

EX-ER-CISE

Ex-Ar-Size

Eggs-Are-Sides

For Bacon!

On second thought, I think I will leave mine at 1366 x 768.