Here are the best New Year’s Resolutions I have found
I, fill in name here , hereby resolve:
1. To Stop Making Lists
B. To Be More Consistent
7. To Learn to Count
To be less condescending . . . that means talking down to people.
To accomplish the goals of 2017 which I should have done in 2016 because I promised them in 2015 and planned them in 2014.
To quit all my bad habits. Oh wait. Nobody likes a quitter.
To overcome my CDO (That’s Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, but in the proper alphabetical order)
To get taller so I am the right weight for my height.
To stop putting off making New Year’s resolutions. Eh, maybe next year.
To exercise every day, or at least briefly consider it.
To start a diet and stick to it. Is that cake?
To stop letting myself get distrac
On second thought, I think I will leave mine at 1366 x 768.